As such I will not be joining your cult Global Warmingists! Ohhh you thought this blog was going to be apolitical did you? Well you are right, it is. Global Warming isn’t a political issue. Its a faux religious one. The next nugget of ass-tard-er-y that insists my Mustang is going to cause hell on earth is going to get a size 11 boot in his pooper. Thats right I said “HIS” Take that ardent feminists!
Half man, Half bear, half pig!
I just don’t understand how so many people can be scammed so completely into believing that MMGW is a fact. Anyone who decides to do a little research on the issue sees zounds evidence that GW is caused by the sun and issues outside of our control. Don’t tell that to the people who insist that your enjoyment of insidious contraptions like flush toilets, electricity and the combustion engine are damning us all to hell on earth. They might decide to teach you a lesson by protesting in front of your meager house, leaving tons of trash and waste products behind… you know all in the name of green peace!
When I see the cult of GW (CGW) trying to use the gub’mint to pass restrictive legislation that would destroy our standard of living just so they can go home to their untouched mansions (its ok they use carbon credits!) It makes me think of that scene in Monty Python where they are trying to burn a Witch. Its the same religious zeal based on emotional un-rationalizations to force their religious beliefs on others. They are no better than the Farting Preacher and the guys who want to Tithe you for all your worth. I EVEN get these people coming to my door early on a Saturday morning looking to have people sign a petition (pages long of paper by the way) to stop this from being built and that from being constructed etc etc. Its absurd. What I would give to just have regular ole Evangelists come to my door instead and tell me I am going to hell for real sins, like sex, masturbation and shooting people. No no, now I get these pale skinned pinkos accusing me of murdering children I haven’t ejaculated into a woman yet by using a push mower instead of a scythe or scissors. What about my freedom from religion? Where the fuck is the ACLU on that one huh?!
Anyway. Heres the deal; for every mile you people walk to save the Earth I am going to drive 2 in my mustang. For every animal you don’t eat to save the whales I will order an extra burger. And when the CGW finally manages to assume control and destroy freedom and democracy as we know it, I will just opt out and buy some Carbon Credits, after all like most religions the Global Warming Cult is just a way to get money from my pocket into theirs.
I am loading my shotgun and Glock by the way. Just thought I would let you all know.
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What gets lost amidst the groveling masses huddling in cold long lines out front of WalMart for their 200 dollar Vizio 40 inch TV is what the holidays are all about.
What are the holidays about? Well I am glad you ask, its all about an over emotional attachment to your youthful ignorant days as a little crotch fruit, getting lots of gifts (If you were lucky) and not caring about the future outside of how much fun your shiny little bit of goodness was going to bring you.
So we buy into the scam when we are kids because when we are kids we get things, but when you’re this much closer to your 30s and Christmas cheer is replaced with soul sapping stress and shopping it takes on a whole new meaning. Hating the holidays, wondering why we do it, and then feeling guilty for being so fucking pessimistic.
I totally plan on combating this fatigue this winter solstice by making inexpensive gifts from the heart and giving those out instead. Poems say.
Oh merry fun will be had by all. Ha ha ha.
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This layout looks pretty slick. At the bottom right of of the right side column you will also note that you can toggle between 800 and 1024 selection, I prefer 800. So use that. Let me know what you think.
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This is a fun list for taking care of an INFJ you are dating. Its pretty close as far as we go, this is good stuff to know because INFJ type personalities can be hard to figure out. Taken originally from the user Von Hase at the INFJs.com forums here.
We get you, dont worry.
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This thread is for tips for those who have INFJs in their lives, but are not INFJs themselves. I’ve noticed that there are quite a few members here who are looking for this sort of advice, so this is the place to offer it – be the relationships romantic, friendly, professional, or otherwise.
Here are my tips for the Proper Care of Your INFJ if you are in a romantic relationship with us.
1. Your INFJ adores you more than they can express with words. Even if they don’t tell you verbally, they will show you how they feel through their patience, kindness, and willingness to please you.
2. Thank your INFJ with sincere hugs and kisses, and tell us you appreciate the things that we do for you. Just knowing that you’re aware of it is reward enough to keep us overjoyed (and enthusiastically continuing to do all the things you love that we do for you).
3. If an INFJ is in a romantic relationship with you, they consider you their number one priority in life. Your happiness and well being are the most important things in their lives.
4. Your INFJ can sense your emotions even more acutely than if you were telling us with words. We can feel what you are feeling. Don’t be alarmed by this as we will never use it against you. However, this means you can never lie to us. If you try, we will know, it will hurt our feelings badly that you did.
5. We love it when you just walk up to us and hold us. No words. Nothing complicated. Just gently wrap your arms around us and focus on how you feel about us. We can feel it like it is pouring out of you and into us. Don’t be alarmed if we cry when you do this.
6. We love to listen. Don’t be afraid to tell us what is on your mind, even if we didn’t ask. We love you and respect your privacy, and don’t like to pry.
7. We also love it when you listen to us. Please ask us questions to show us that you care, and let us talk when you do. The more intently you are interested in how we feel and what we have to say, the more we will love you.
8. Sometimes we need to recharge our minds, and will sit and stare blankly into space. This is perfectly normal, as your INFJ is rebooting their amazing mind. Systems will be online again shortly.
9. We thrive in an environment with just you, and a few of our closest loved ones. The more opportunities you help us create for these kinds of environments, the happier we will be.
10. We don’t do well in crowds for extended periods. We will join you in them if that’s where you want to go, but please be mindful of the duration of contact. INFJs may become unresponsive and even irritable when exposed to crowds for too long.
11. While we are extremely affectionate with you, we’re generally not interested in being affectionate with anyone else, and physical contact with strangers may unsettle your INFJ. It is best to keep strangers from attempting to pet your INFJ.
12. Your INFJ accepts you for everything you are. However, INFJs can be especially eccentric. If you accept your INFJ’s eccentricities and peculiar interests, this will greatly increase your INFJ’s happiness.
13. INFJs are otherwise very self sufficient low maintenance pets, and can be left to their own little worlds for extended periods. However, infrequent moments of affection are always appreciated.
14. Always kiss your INFJ goodnight and tell them that you love them, even if you’re not going to sleep when they do.
15. Always cuddle with your INFJ when they wake up and greet their day with love.
16. Your INFJ will have a reflex to help others. Do not be alarmed by this, as it does not in any way reflect on how your INFJ feels about you, or your relationship. It is simply our nature to help others – sometimes to a degree that makes the ones we love assume they are less of a priority. Nothing could be further from the truth.
17. Your INFJ is a planner. Sometimes spontaneity leaves us in a position that we cannot plan how to best make you happy, and we find this upsetting. Please understand that we are never upset with you, only the situation.
18. Your INFJ is very idealistic and principled. If you need us to go against our ideals or principles to make you happy, this can cause us a great deal of internal turmoil and tension. Please be mindful of our ideals and principles and avoid asking us to go against them.
19. When an INFJ’s ideals or principles are offended, we will pull away quickly. This may look very similar to our normal modes of being lost in our heads to the untrained eye, as we do not like to cause tension or disharmony. To best care for your INFJ, learn to spot this reaction and quickly make right whatever was wrong, even if it is simply an opinion. This will bring us back to the harmony we need to be our healthiest.
20. No one will ever love you as much as your INFJ.
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http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100017393/climategate-the-final-nail-in-the-coffin-of-anthropogenic-global-warming/
If you own any shares in alternative energy companies I should start dumping them NOW. The conspiracy behind the Anthropogenic Global Warming myth (aka AGW; aka ManBearPig) has been suddenly, brutally and quite deliciously exposed after a hacker broke into the computers at the University of East Anglia’s Climate Research Unit (aka Hadley CRU) and released 61 megabites of confidential files onto the internet. (Hat tip: Watts Up With That)
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Wrote this when I was 19 and very EMO!
What mommy never knew would hurt her,
so I never let her see.
To see what happened and how it
all twisted me.
Daddy would have been angry,
knowing of my insanity,
raising a little psycho,
can ruins ones vanity.
So locked in a closet
I have thrown away the key.
Skeletons pile higher
until they over power me.
And so what do I become,
If not a twisted fool?
Some mad fucker,
drowning in his drool.
Gloom wont keep me down,
it makes me mad yet,
if the past would die,
only to forget.
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The further I go the less I believe in love as a form of abstraction… its really fucking tough to make things work out and usually someone has to swallow a lot of poison to make it work. It leads me to question life long monogamy, and I say this at 28 going into 29 a males prime years, and while I have no shortage of ladies who are interested, I cant help but to wonder, whats the point? I fear the die hard romantic in me is slowly being murdered by the side of me that wallows in insecure pessimism.
I have become something of the Simon Cowell of the dating world around here… I talk to a lady and all I can do is sniff out an agenda, what you are looking for Mr. Right? Someone who will love you and your faults and treat you with respect and take care of you when you need it and remain loyal and faithful while still being attractive and has pride and self dignity? Why yes that’s me, and what do you bring to the table? Nothing? oh… Sex? oh… woopdifuckingdoo.
I remember pining away in college drawing with charcoal late into the night or scribbling in my journal wondering when I was going to find the woman who completed me. Apparently she never showed up and I ended up having to complete myself. Now that I got that going for me people want in on it… except I don’t want them in on it because it took me long enough to get here.
The more things change…
At this point I see relationships more like a business transaction, I do want to have children and a family, but the steps I must take to get them seems kind of asinine to me.
Will Miss perfect show up? I am doubtful. Then again I stinted on nothing in a relationship I sacrificed for for 8 years and then she took off when I had nothing left in the emotional reserves to give. She sucked me dry and then left. Maybe I am just bitter and hurt still I dunno.
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